March 2013
11 posts
Revenge is Sweet
outofcontextdnd:
DM: So You’ve escaped the tanks and the national guard. What do you do now?
Me: Hmm. I summon a dimensional shambler and kill President Hoover. Then the King of England.
DM: Why?
Me: WHY NOT?!
My God, you're ugly
outofcontextdnd:
GM: You walk in to see a six foot tall man with a disgusting scar across his face. Make a sanity check.
Rabbi: Really?
GM: He is THAT ugly.
Rabbi: I’m sure I’ve seen worse. *Rolls* Fail.
GM: You scream like a little girl and run out of the room.
Me: Pansy.
Rumormongering in Call of Cthulu
outofcontextdnd:
Me: So let’s recap: We have an evil sorceror on the hill trying to resurrect the dead … probably. We are like, six guys with little to no combat experience in a backwater town. What do we do?
Party: hmm.
*Later*
Party to NPCs in town: Hello, we’re reporters from London investigating reports that Walter Corbitt is in actuality a devil-worshiping Jew from Boston...
Other Acceptable Names for "Lord of the Flies"
badwolflaurel:
somethingsarenotuptous:
quirkycat:
badwolflaurel:
101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
Well That Escalated Quickly
“Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me.
Someone make a book cover please.
January 2013
42 posts
Dungeons and Dragons Glossary of Nearly Everything →
Oh, Tumblr Hates Dan Savage
I love Dan Savage. I am a proud bisexual woman who is in a straight-seeming relationship as of yet. I don’t really think he is biphobic or transphobic. I’ve been through all of his archives. No, not phobic. I think he’s just an old queer who says the wrong thing sometimes. I have also known a lot of actually gay people who started as “bisexual” because it helped their...
“She’s your ex-girlfriend, GFOBD, presumably for a reason. And yet you’re...”
– Dan Savage (via queerlythebest)
“Any guy who has no fart policy that he’s trying to impose on his wife or...”
– Dan Savage (via extreme-irrelevancy)
1 tag
I Love a Drag Queen
that looks like little scene girl. The bitches in Philly seem to have it down.
“Basically, you’re a bear who summons bears and can turn into a bear that can get...”
– Credence on character concepts (via outofcontextdnd)
