Revenge is Sweet
outofcontextdnd: DM: So You’ve escaped the tanks and the national guard. What do you do now? Me: Hmm. I summon a dimensional shambler and kill President Hoover. Then the King of England. DM: Why? Me: WHY NOT?!
My God, you're ugly
outofcontextdnd: GM: You walk in to see a six foot tall man with a disgusting scar across his face. Make a sanity check. Rabbi: Really? GM: He is THAT ugly. Rabbi: I’m sure I’ve seen worse. *Rolls* Fail. GM: You scream like a little girl and run out of the room. Me: Pansy.
Rumormongering in Call of Cthulu
outofcontextdnd: Me: So let’s recap: We have an evil sorceror on the hill trying to resurrect the dead … probably. We are like, six guys with little to no combat experience in a backwater town. What do we do? Party: hmm. *Later* Party to NPCs in town: Hello, we’re reporters from London investigating reports that Walter Corbitt is in actuality a devil-worshiping Jew from Boston...
Other Acceptable Names for "Lord of the Flies"
badwolflaurel: somethingsarenotuptous: quirkycat: badwolflaurel: 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff Well That Escalated Quickly “Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me. Someone make a book cover please.
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Oh, Tumblr Hates Dan Savage
I love Dan Savage. I am a proud bisexual woman who is in a straight-seeming relationship as of yet. I don’t really think he is biphobic or transphobic. I’ve been through all of his archives. No, not phobic. I think he’s just an old queer who says the wrong thing sometimes. I have also known a lot of actually gay people who started as “bisexual” because it helped their...
She’s your ex-girlfriend, GFOBD, presumably for a reason. And yet you’re...– Dan Savage (via queerlythebest)
Any guy who has no fart policy that he’s trying to impose on his wife or...– Dan Savage (via extreme-irrelevancy)
I Love a Drag Queen
that looks like little scene girl. The bitches in Philly seem to have it down.
Basically, you’re a bear who summons bears and can turn into a bear that can get...– Credence on character concepts (via outofcontextdnd)